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Look, it’s not my fault you run around like the mischievous Grinch ruining Christmas that keeps people going about their daily lives, running around hitting them with cars and slamming a bike into their head so hard, I like video games. climb up or fire an RPG directly at the pavement in front of them.
2025 is going to be a bumper year for sick freaks like me, with two very different crime titles hitting opposite ends of the calendar right now, offering us the chance to unleash both our egos and superegos and put them to good use. hangers and spend hundreds of hours actually releasing the id.
First of all, it doesn’t take long Like a Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii – the title game was so funny I still can’t believe it’s a real thing – drops in February. It’s been a month, thanks Assassin’s Creed Shadows and Sure Both getting a boot from the fall 2024 slate would basically be some kind of video game release armageddon.
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But if there’s one thing I believe in cutting through and still finding a way to be memorable, it’s this game. For those who like to draw the Yakuza/Like A Dragon series very seriousThe idea of a game that really embraces the grittier side of Shimano’s Mad Dog of amnesiac pirates by letting you run around like them is something I really like. With the ship sailing enough to be a little Assassin’s Creed Black Flag and just enough Yakuza if it’s still like the Yakuza thing, it’s going to be such a laugh that it hits that sweet spot where no one will care about the crap we throw into games in general.
How does this fit into the timeline without being explained as a couple of tough Japanese gangsters spending the weekend at the beach smoking and smoking every hallucinogenic drug imaginable? It’s a Goro Majima pirate adventure, my friend. Nobody cares. To do that, it actually has to be as good as it looks. will it be? We will see.
That said, Like Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii doesn’t come close to the pressure the latter of these games does to actually live up to the hype.
GTA 6 it’s something people lose sleep over at night GTA 5 came out. Rockstar, the game studio with the biggest blockbusters in the medium of more than just games, masterpieces with horse balls does it actually grow and shrink depending on the in-game temperature, does it continue after returning to los santos?
What would it add as it exceeds 5 GTA 4A brilliant game in itself? How about turning that game into something else where you’re instantly sure that what you fire up and play feels like a defining moment of the game itself, rather than a crime drama or action movie that puts you behind the controls?
Frankly, I’ve only seen one trailer so far, so I have no idea other than the presentation of some of them. Florida man quirk.
Perhaps this is what these two games have in common. Two Florida men, armed with a potentially endless jug of entertainment to enter our lives and pour over our heads, a slightly edgier version of the Matrix at 3am in the middle of the night choosing between blue and red pills.
I’m sure there will be plenty of clever games in 2025 that I’ll fall in love with, but I’m in it for fun. I’m here for in a hurryand these two games will make Mia Wallace so alive that she feels like she has the potential to pump adrenaline into the heart that she’s spinning through the roof.